OK, I realize how nasty that title sounds and I apologize profusely.

With only a week to go until Christina Aguilera‘s fifth album, Lotus is unleashed, the songstress decided to give a taste of the album to fans and share her thoughts on the recording process.

She released an “album preview party” of the entire disc via YouTube and while I let you forge your own opinion of the disc, I would be wrong if I didn’t at least share with you one of my favorites!

Christina teamed up two of her fellow The Voice judges on the album and here’s the track she did with Cee-Lo entitled “Make The World Move”; an aswesome dance track that will definitely get you going.

Lotus hits stores next Tuesday. Check out the album via the “party” and see if it’s worth picking up! (It totally is!)

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Calm down, dude; you don’t want that hair to fall out of place!

While Beyoncé and other celebs were happily celebrating the re-election of Barack Obama, not everyone was so happy that America decided to give him four more years.

Stacey Dash, who was attacked over her backing of Governor Mitt Romney, unleashed an assault via a long-winded letter that no one cared to read to TMZ, but that could not come close to comparing to what Donald Trump went through in front of the entire world.

The Apprentice head and multi-billionaire went on an huge tirade via his Twitter, saying that the “nation is totally divided” and that the election itself was a “total sham and a travesty”.

Trump’s disdain of Obama has gone on for years with him believing that our Chief got into the White House based on lies and cover-ups.

Speaking of cover-ups; it’s OK, Mr. Trump. Calm down. I believe ObamaCare also covers hair transplants.

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Not everyone is meant to be a parent, y’all.

Ariel Winter, who portrays Alex on ABC’s hit comedy, Modern Family is going through something not so funny, with allegations that her mother has been physically and emotionally abusing her.

The 14-year-old is currently living with her older sister, Shannel Workman, who has temporary custody of the actress. The decision came when during an October guardianship hearing, the judge felt that there was enough evidence against her mother, Crystal Workman to hand her over to her sibling. Crystal was ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from her daughter.

In a sad turn of events, it’s been uncovered that it’s not the first time the mother has been accused of abusing her children: she previously was charged in hurting older daughter Shannel as well.

From TMZ:

Nearly two decades ago, the Department of Children and Family Services removed [Shannel] from Crystal’s home based on similar abuse allegations. Law enforcement sources tell us … D.C.F.S. placed Shanelle in foster care for more than 2 years. She never went back to her mother.

Another hearing in the matter will take place in mid-November.

Very saddening.

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I’m starting to feel sorry for a car now.

For the second time in less than 3 months, Bobbi Kristina Brown has managed to cause some kind of damage to boyfriend/possible fiance/possible adoptive brother, Nick Gordon‘s car when she damaged the bumper while attempting to park her Camaro.

While inside the parking garage of their Georgia apartment building, Bobbi was coming home from another location with Nick leading. After he parked safely, she attempted to park her matching Camaro next to his and failed horribly.

Sources say it wasn’t alcohol related. The first time (back in early September), it was during an argument between the two while in the same car.

Poor Camaro. It doesn’t deserve all of this pain. *sniffle*

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No, that’s not a mistype. That’s his actual name now — if he has his way.

Jermaine Jackson, the odd sibling of the messiest family in life is petitioning for a name change to “Jermaine Jacksun”. He set it in motion yesterday in the L.A. County Superior Court for “stupid artistic reasons”.

If the judge grants the OK, it’s going to take a while before the name is made permanent: the soon-to-be Mr. Jacksun must “have his name change announced publicly several times in the next couple of months before it can be made official”, such as in a local newspaper.

So if you come across this, you know not to laugh at the hardworking reporter who has to type that mess out.

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