Well, this is… interesting.

For a moment, I almost forgot that Miley Cyrus was a singer, so it’s kind of cool to see her return to form in a new video.

The track is called “Decisions” and comes from an Israeli dubstep producer/DJ named Borgore. The clip hit the ‘Net earlier in the week and shows the two at a pretty messy party, where there’s unicorns and loads of cake thrown around.

“Everybody knows that bitches love cake”, they sing in the track. Um… OK.

And no worries; that unicorn that Miley plants one on in the video is actually her fiance, Liam Hemsworth. At least he had the sense to hide his face.

Check out the clip above.

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Is anyone tired of seeing her boobs yet?

The Unapologetic singer posted a steamy topless shot of herself on her Instagram after a long night of Halloween partying.

The text under the shot reads, “The morning after” and shows the star still wearing part of her costume (a veil) from the night before. The party was attended by many celebs including Paris Hilton, Evelyn Lozada and “friend” Chris Brown, who decided it would be interesting to dress as a terrorist.

Yep. Totally laughing with him.

And what did Rihanna go as? Weed.

No, I’m serious: she was weed.

Oddly enough, so was Lady GaGa (she wasn’t at the party, BTW), who called herself “Princess High: The Cannibis Queen”.

I’m just going to leave the rest of that alone.

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Is this a new thing in Hollywood?

Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada has decided that the headbutt attack from then-husband Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson that put her in the hospital is apparently water under the bridge, with the decision to let the current “no contact” order against him expire.

People close to the two say that Chad is nearly complete with the batterer’s counseling he was ordered to get when the attack occurred and is planning to request the judge in the case to lift it… and Evelyn, who is choosing to “move on” is all for letting it happen.

Chad had been sentenced to a year on probation and the class following the August argument in his car, when Lozada found condoms in the backseat. However, as Chad has finished early, he can request the probation to be ended early as well.

Evelyn claims that it has nothing to do with reconciliation — but we’ve heard that one before, too.

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Cee Lo is currently living through a reason to say the two words of his biggest hit to a woman, with claims that he sexually assaulted her earlier this year at a sushi restaurant.

The LAPD is currently looking into her claims which states that The Voice judge took her to the Downtown Los Angeles eatery in July, slipped some Ecstasy into her drink and the rest is a blank. She only remembers waking up the next day, fully naked in bed with the singer next to her.

There are claims that the woman actually recorded a phone call between her and the singer with him expressing guilt for the liason, but it is unknown if the tape actually exists. However, according to his people, if such a tape did exist, the singer would’ve been arrested and charged; neither has happened as of now.

The police have questioned workers at the restaurant to see if they knew anything of the alleged attack.

Cee Lo spoke to TMZ personally, saying that nothing happened at the restaurant “or anywhere else”, even claiming that he hadn’t been to that particular restaurant in three months.

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Well, that escalated… to nowhere at all.

All of the lashes from Sam Lufti, Britney Spears‘ former manager, regarding her drug use and everything else couldn’t help him in his defamation case against Britney Inc. and her parents: the judge threw the entire thing out, saying that Sam hadn’t been able to prove a thing.

The suit claimed that Britney’s family slandered his name, threatened to attack him physically and even denied payment for taking her on as his client, but the judge proclaimed that Lufti had no real claims for suing the Spears family and dismissed it before it even went to a jury.

Britney’s father and conservator, Jamie Spears, said he was happy it was all over. Lufti promises to appeal the decision.

Good luck with that.

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