In a shocking move, famed cyclist Lance Armstrong has been officially stripped of all seven of his Tour de France titles after the massive allegations that he used performance enhancers throughout his career.

Not only that, but the U.S. Doping Agency has banned him from cycling ever again professionally.

Lance says the Agency is being “unfair” and in truth, he’s just tired of proving them wrong — an alleged 500+ times of being tested for the drugs and passing every time.

“The only physical evidence here is the hundreds of controls I have passed with flying colors”, he said in a statement. “I made myself available around the clock and around the world. In-competition. Out of competition. Blood. Urine. Whatever they asked for I provided. What is the point of all this testing if, in the end, USADA will not stand by it?”

America, you may have just f*cked up royally. Live strong, Lance.

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