Life can be pretty hectic if you’re pop superstar, Lady GaGa. So let’s say you need to sometimes escape from the world you’ve created. What do you do?

Well, if you’re Mother Monster, you get naked. Often.

Covering September’s anniversary edition of Vogue (naked) she reveals.. well, a lot, when it comes to letting loose some energy.

“I’m a completely free spirit”, she says in the interview, “so even though you don’t see it, I still find time to have sex on the beach when no one’s around.”

Let’s hope there’s no sand in any… crevices.

But that’s not the only place she takes it off. She also likes to “roll into a bar and get f*cked up and dance with my top off. It’s just that no one ever sees that because I have great, real friends who would never let me do it when I get caught.”

Um… she does realize the photographer craziness she just set into play, right?

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