It’s funny how his last name is close to that of a child, because NBA star Jason Kidd is sure acting like one when it comes to apologizing for his DWI arrest earlier in the week.

He pleaded not guilty on the charges and took to his Twitter page to give the sort of apology you know isn’t a real one: when you express remorse without directly taking the fall for your own actions.

“I regret any disruption my accident last weekend may have caused members of the community and want to thank the local authorities … I’d also like to thank my family and friends for their support.”

Could’ve killed someone or yourself? I was a drunken fool? Nope; none of that here.

Kidd’s due back in court September 12th. Let’s see if he can worm his way around that one.

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Keeping up with the “didn’t need to know that” sexual stories of the day…

Nadya Suleman (yes, Octomom, if you will) has had an interesting resurgence as of late in the adult entertainment world with her stripping gigs in Florida and her “self-help” video. And apparently, people are buying into it because according to TMZ, she’s finally been able to get off of public assistance due to all the work she’s been doing/getting!

Apparently, she saw it as only a temporary solution for her 14 kids back in March (and people weren’t happy as she received death threats because of it) and it’s no longer needed.

And if your lunch was no longer needed after reading this, I apologize.

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Well, he can breathe a sigh of relief, so to speak.

Actor Fred Willard will not see the inside of a jail cell, the L.A. prosecutor announced last night.

This follows the news that a loophole in California’s law system that shows that Fred didn’t commit any crime in the first place when he was wanking in a Hollywood XXX theater. Instead of jail, the former “Everybody Loves Raymond” co-star will enroll in a “pre-filing diversion program” (raise your hand if you accidentally read that with an extra “l” and grossed yourself out).

However, the L.A. Times reported that this was not the first time Willard was popped for a crime like this; the same thing happened in 1990, although no further details were given. Well, at least we know what he does in his getting off-time.

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Kyle Foster, Usher‘s ex-stepson from estranged wife, Tameka Foster passed away this morning following the tragic ski accident that left him brain dead nearly two weeks ago.

Doctors decided to remove the 11-year-old from life support after realizing that his injuries were too severe to recover from. According to TMZ, Tameka struggled with the choice to remove him, but sadly had to come to the choice of letting her son go.

Kyle was injured July 8th when a family friend who was riding a jet ski collided into him as he rode on an inner tube, according to authorities. The matter is being investigated.

Rest in peace, little one. My heart goes out to Usher and the Foster family at this time.

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