Here’s a story… that you’ve probably all heard before.

Reports are surfacing that the iconic television show The Brady Bunch is getting a reboot. The 70′s series centered around the lives of a large family, blended by marriage. The new series (created by actor Vince Vaughn) is set to be based on the youngest Brady, Bobby (originally portrayed by Mike Lookinland) coming out of a divorce and getting remarried and starting his familiar family process all over again.

The original series spanned over five seasons and led to a cartoon series, two movies and a six-episode “dramady” turn. And of course, there were the two movies in the 90′s as well.

This version of The Brady Bunch joins a mix of remade television series as of late, including Hawaii-Five-O, 90210 and the upcoming The Munsters.

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Sit on this one, folks.

Alleged deadbeat father, wife beater and hot mess connoisseur, Dennis Rodman has added yet another title to his messy many accolades and this one may take the cake.

He’s written and is planning to release a children’s book.

Dedicated to his children, Dennis The Wild Bull (I see what you did there, Dennis) was written by the man known as The Worm “with the sole purpose of conveying good lessons to children based on…[his] own experiences.”

Stop laughing, people.

The book is set for release in September, but if you can’t wait that long, you can order one for $30 from his website and he’ll autograph it for you.

Well, I suppose he’s gotta pay his (legal) bills.

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If anyone doesn’t want to be spoiled by news on Michael Phelps‘ run at the Olympics…. you might be in the wrong place.

The infamous swimmer just picked up his 19th medal at the 2012 Olympics during the 4x200m relay, marking him in world history as the Olympian with the most Olympic medals ever.

It also makes him the all-time record holder for most gold Olympic medals (15), and the record for most gold medals in individual events (9). Considering his huge falter earlier this week, this is definitely an improvement.

Party it up, Michael… just not too much (or at least make sure there aren’t any cameras around).

Go, Team USA!

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Oh, the wonders of having celebrity parents.

Scout Willis, daughter of Bruce and Demi Moore, will face no jail time regarding her charges for underage drinking last month in NYC. TMZ reports that she made a deal with prosecutors that will make her do two days of community service and stays out of jail for six months.

Last month, she was busted in the Union Square train station, drinking a Pakistani beer. When confronted by police, she gave them a fake I.D. with the name “Katherine Kelly” before telling the truth.

Now, I’m not saying she needed jail; that would be a bit too much. But not even a fine?

Only in Hollywood America, people.

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Because it just wouldn’t be right if she didn’t, Lindsay Lohan recently made a another movie set uncomfortable while working on her upcoming film, The Canyons.

During filming last week, she had to take off her top during a sex scene with her co-star, straight porn star James Deen (and to everyone who believed she’d somehow include porn in her career, you’re officially somewhat correct). However, seems like LiLo was a bit camera shy when it came to showing off the goods, even though her Playboy pictorial last year pretty much makes it seem moot.

From TMZ:

Sources connected with production tell TMZ, the scene required Lindsay to go topless — but she was so uncomfortable with the idea of baring her bosom in front of the set’s 10-man crew, she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers.

The crew seemed hesitant at first, but succumbed to her request and stripped down. Filming went on as scheduled.

There are way too many jokes to make here, so I’m just going to let you all make them for yourselves and thank Ms. Lohan for another hearty laugh.

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