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Just listen to the background music and watch scene after scene of Matthew McConaughey’s mammaries through the years, and it’s hard to imagine how you’re not viewing gay porn.
NY Magazine put together a glorious supercut of history’s most shirtless actor, (besting shirtless veteran Matthew Rush) Matthew McConaughey. Watch him in various states of undress and peek-a-boo booty crack in this patchwork of clips that my mother probably remembers best as curious stains in my underwear.
Consider this the teaser of what you’ll miss if you don’t head to the theaters to see Magic Mike, which debuted to sold-out crowds yesterday. According to a viewer, in addition to flashes of Channing Tatum‘s culo, in one of the male stripper flick’s several nude scenes, you can see the chicken-fried steak and gravy Matthew McConaughey had for dinner.
From NY Mag:
In other news, a woman who saw Magic Mike on opening night just told me, “You almost see up Matthew McConaughey’s butt hole.” I asked if anyone in the audience screamed. “A hush fell over the crowd,” she replied.
A hole like that sounds like it belongs on the putt-putt trail!
Watch the shirtless Matthew McConaughey montage video after the jump!
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