The irony of the title of his upcoming show, “Anger Management” isn’t lost on me.

Charlie Sheen had a blowout of epic proportions at the Staples Center this past Wednesday night, when a security guard enforced the rule that no one can be readmitted after leaving the stadium when he left for a smoke break.

And the best part about it all? It was all caught on video. Check it out after the jump.

After the rule was enforced, Charlie went into a “winning” tangent of barbs toward the female guard.

“What does common sense dictate?!”, he repeated over and over before truly blowing his top. Or requesting it, if you want to take it that way:

“You know what?! F*cking blow my balls, alright?! You f*cking a**hole!”

He raved on and on, calling the security guard a “bitch” and some other endearingly sweet terms.

His cohorts tried to calm him down to no avail and rather than take a breather (because he wouldn’t be Charlie Sheen if he did), hchose to plead his case to the court of the public: the waiting paparazzi around the stadium.

“It’s common sense and common courtesy, they’re, like, gone in society. That’s what I was trying to impress upon. Let a guy back in a door he just walked out of. It’s about common sense, that’s all.”

Yep. Sounds like he was full of common sense.

Despite the protests, Charlie was never let back inside.

Apparently, this was all the continuation of a rage-filled night with Mr. Sheen as he had words with a passerby on the way into the Lakers game, who asked him if he had ever done bath salts.

“Would you ask me that at a f*cking dinner party, you moron? Go f*ck yourself!”

At least we know the answer he’d give if James Lipton asked him what his favorite curse word was.

(And notice how he never said “no” to the question about bath salts. Just sayin’.)

The video is obviously NSFW with the language, so be warned.

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