Just listen to the background music and watch scene after scene of Matthew McConaughey’s mammaries through the years, and it’s hard to imagine how you’re not viewing gay porn.

NY Magazine put together a glorious supercut of history’s most shirtless actor, (besting shirtless veteran Matthew Rush) Matthew McConaughey. Watch him in various states of undress and peek-a-boo booty crack in this patchwork of clips that my mother probably remembers best as curious stains in my underwear.

Consider this the teaser of what you’ll miss if you don’t head to the theaters to see Magic Mike, which debuted to sold-out crowds yesterday. According to a viewer, in addition to flashes of Channing Tatum‘s culo, in one of the male stripper flick’s several nude scenes, you can see the chicken-fried steak and gravy Matthew McConaughey had for dinner.

From NY Mag:

In other news, a woman who saw Magic Mike on opening night just told me, “You almost see up Matthew McConaughey’s butt hole.” I asked if anyone in the audience screamed. “A hush fell over the crowd,” she replied.

A hole like that sounds like it belongs on the putt-putt trail!

Watch the shirtless Matthew McConaughey montage video after the jump!
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Does anyone still watch this show anyway?

Wednesday marked the premiere of the 27th season of MTV’s “The Real World” (this time, it’s St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands) and it seems like we have an idiot in the midst of “seven strangers, living together and having their lives taped”.

23-year-old Walter “Trey” Weatherholtz is described as a “star athlete” with an aggressive temper, and a bit of a “man-whore”. Perhaps they forgot the words “possible racist” as a rant from his Twitter back in January hit the net this week, including his belief that because he’s white, he can “get away with anything”.

Does MTV even screen these losers people anymore? The rant is after the jump. You’ve been warned.

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It’s funny that I joked around earlier with the ending of the post regarding the shocking divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, saying that “maybe Scientology doesn’t work”. In the craziest circumstance, TMZ sources are saying that Tom’s connection to Scientology was the final nail in the coffin for the two.

According to their sources, Katie was never fully a part of the religion which Tom follows extremely closely, although she did have “ties” into it. However, Suri is now at the age where Scientology is supposed to truly begin taking hold of her life, but Katie disagreed.

From TMZ:

Sources familiar with the split tell us Katie is filing for sole legal custody specifically because she does not want Tom to control decisions relating to religion.

More info after the jump.

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