Satire newspaper The Onion posted a hilarious story on Paula Deen‘s exhaustive .05K Walk for Diabeetus.

We imagine the recently diagnosed diabetic would have stations to hydrate with mayonnaise milkshakes after making it through the 164-foot walk.

From The Onion:

Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first annual .05K fun walk on May 20 to raise money for Type 2 diabetes research.
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