Please go to the left line for the pork dinner. Far right for the chicken. Head to the middle for BEEF AND BISCUITS! Hello, CSI hot piece Adam Rodriguez, standing shirtless at center. In the words of the great philosopher Latrice Royale: Jesus is a biscuit… let him sop you up.

Former WWE wrestler Kevin Nash, at left, and Alex Pettyfer round out the man buffet seen here on stage in the latest shirtless teaser photo for male stripper flick Magic Mike, in theaters July 29.

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Tabloid Heat:

Kelly Clarkson covered Bruno Mars’ It Will Rain Thursday at the San Jose, Calif. leg of her Kelly Clarkson: Stronger tour.

She kills it!

Watch the video after the jump!

A Twitter user who claims to be a “bad bitch” and “Rihanna look-alike” has become an Internet hit after Reddit users overwhelmingly agreed: The woman’s resemblance to RiRi is uncanny.

Take a look after the jump!
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