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It’s been nearly a week since Whitney Houston’s burial following her untimely death on the eve of the Grammys, and already the magazines (blogs too, *wink*) have been shamelessly exploiting her name.
Her music sales have boomed. The Bodyguard is slated for a re-release with bells and whistles, and a higher price tag.
But we must have more.
That’s where some enterprising online merchants come in. A sweep of sites like Etsy and eBay yield some quizzical tribute products being shilled to cash in while she’s still in the headlines.
So let’s take a look at the nine most ridiculous intriguing Whitney Houston tribute items for sale.
1. Whitney Houston Certificate to Heaven: An eBay merchant from Los Angeles is selling a paper certificate that proves Whitney Houston is singing from above. The certificate reads: “According to the book of truth, the living word of God, believer Whitney Houston has earned her eternal reward in heaven.” $19 (eBay)
2. Whitney Houston Soap: According to the product description, it’s a .5 oz of cold process soap made with olive oil and includes Whitney’s image on the bar. $.99 (eBay)
3. Whitney Houston Fingernail Decals: Why not wear Whitney on your tips? Sold as a set of 20, $2.95. (eBay) *Photo above is not the actual product, it’s a photo illustration. I would’ve made the caption blink and flash in a glittery red, but it’s late.
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