Saturday Night Live spoofed the birth of Blue Ivy Carter this weekend in a hilarious bit that featured alum Maya Rudolph as Beyonce and a cameo by Justin Timberlake as this year’s Best New Artist Grammy winner Bon Iver.

The sketch imagines Prince, LL Cool J, Nicki Minaj, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and Taylor Swift as guests who arrive at Queen Beyzus and Jay’s home to put their eyes on the glorious wonder that is Blue Ivy.

Watch video of the hilarious SNL sketch after the jump!
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Michael Cera’s headshot–possibly taken one or two weeks ago.

Animated gif morph after the jump!
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Blink. Blink.

Hmm… Lil’ Kim looks… different! Another trip to the plastic surgeon, perhaps?

Nah, Time magazine editors had some fun with the cover’s headline this week for a feature on North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un.

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