Let me rephrase that: Have you ever wanted to motorboat an alligator AND live to tell the story AND avoid prison time AND keep your dignity? Well, perhaps not the latter.

Hmmm… yes? Of course. That’s why I have the perfect solution for you after the jump!

There you have it: alligator tits. Take a look at the $180 gator garment that will fulfill your phantasy as promised. Via Regretsy

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