MTV’s Jersey Shore hot piece Pauly D had Instagram’s most popular post when he uploaded a hot self-snapped shirtless photo to his page Thursday.

Nice, isn’t it? Well, some people just can’t appreciate perfection like that. Take note:

True, I’ve noticed Pauly D does have a wonky eye too. But with a photo like that, why would you do a thing like look at his face when there are so many better places to stare?

There’s another shirtless iPhone self-snapped photo that promises to make your mouth water after the jump!

I’ll take that super sized, please.