Police in Burbank, Calif. arrested a woman outside a McDonald’s last Wednesday who allegedly offered sex for McNuggets!

Khadijah Baseer, 31, was knocking on car doors, asking customers who were in line at the drive-thru to buy her McNuggets, and in return she promised to perform oral sex.

A man told police what happened.

Baseer was arrested on solicitation charges.

This is sad, but I empathize. Don’t get me wrong here, I would reenact Two Girls One Cup for a Chick-fil-a sandwich, but McDonald’s McNuggets… really? Have some respect for yourself and do it for Wendy’s nuggets – everyone knows they are much better.