Britney Spears is hearing music, y’all, and this time it’s not just one of her worldwide hit singles that she’s performing on her record-breaking Femme Fatale tour. It’s wedding bells!
According to People.com, Britney and longtime boyfriend Jason Trawick may be headed down the aisle sooner than any of us thought. Sources tell the mag that the lovebirds “have been thinking marriage for a long time,” and that “it would be surprising if they are not engaged by the end of the year.” It’s a Chrismukkah miracle, y’all!
The world’s most beloved performer turns 30 on Friday, and reaching such a huge milestone is inspiring Britney to take back her life after a very public meltdown several years ago (otherwise known as The Dark Ages). “She is having one of the best times of her life,” says a source, and she’s ready to settle down with her man. Her very hot, very strong man…
Granted, this isn’t the first time Britney’s tied the knot. Who could forget her infamous 55-hour fling with hometown friend Jason Alexander? Or her marriage to Kevin Federline, the near-apocalyptic disaster that sent us into The Dark Ages?
But I have hope for Jason – he seems to make Britney happy, and he has yet to begin a rap career. Here’s hoping that Britney remains the only one in the relationship to record albums (and may she record many, many more).
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