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Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, stars of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting, have announced that they are expecting their 20th child, much to the dismay of many Americans who remember the complications involved with Josie Duggar’s premature birth in 2009. (Also, I imagine TLC isn’t too happy about having to change the title of the show.)
While this particular pregnancy may not have been planned, the Duggars claim that they are “open to receive whatever gifts God wants [them] to have.” Except, apparently, for any form of contraception.
My only question is, with all of these kids running around, how do they ever find time to conceive? Either they’ve got an industrial strength lock on their bedroom door, or Jim Bob is an expert marksman.
In any event, Michelle says she is “thrilled” about her latest pregnancy, although she does admit that having 20 kids “isn’t for everyone.” Below, I have compiled a list of signs that having 20 children may not be for you:
- You like to keep it tight
- You’re not good with names
- You enjoy such things as quiet, privacy, and sleep
- You like names that start with any letter other than J
- You’re not crazy
- You get tired of doing things after the 19th time
