Keeping Up With the Kardashians to Become Much Easier

Good news for Kardashian fans: Now may be your chance to get Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe in the bedroom (I personally wouldn’t mind getting brother Rob in the shower). TMZ has recently learned that the Kardashians have filed documents with the U.S. Patent and Trademark office for a line of home furnishings.

The products will reportedly be released under the name “Kardashian Kollection Home.” It’s still unclear whether the misspelling of “collection” was the result of narcissism (the hallmark of the Kardashian family) or sheer stupidity, but either way, the girls stand to make significant financial gains (isn’t life unfair?).

I’m sorry, but has everyone forgotten why these girls are famous in the first place? Since when does having sex with Ray-J and filming it qualify you to design a line of home furnishings? No offense to Kim, but I tend not to think of people who film themselves getting intimate with D-list celebrities as paradigms of good taste.

So what can we expect from the Kardashian Kollection? Although nothing has been confirmed just yet, it stands to reason that we can be looking forward to everything from Kardashian kutlery to shower kaps, duvet kovers to kooking utensils – and all for a fair amount of kash, I’m sure.

Via TMZ