Britney Spears has officially confirmed the world’s growing suspicion that she is objectively better than everyone else. On Monday night, Spears released the stunning new video for her latest Femme Fatale offering, “Criminal,” leaving the world humbled and speechless.

In the Chris Marrs Piliero-directed clip, a flawless Britney is seen running amok in London with real-life boyfriend (and big, strong man) Jason Trawick. The pair is also seen in the shower, where Britney appears to be taking it from behind while Jason aggressively cups her breasts. I think it’s safe to say that this is one video she won’t be showing to her children.

In celebration of the new release, I offer some fun facts that I learned while watching the video:

1. It is common to find Britney’s entire suite of fragrances in the restroom at fancy gatherings in London.

2. Jason Trawick is hot. And strong… so, so strong.

3. Britney is great in the sack… and in the shower. Also, she has no nipples (for further evidence of this phenomenon, please see: 2:01 and 3:50).

4. In London, shoplifting is a crime apparently punishable by death. Or it might just be that London police really like to shoot at things.

5. Britney cannot be killed. First, she survives the apocalypse in her “Till the World Ends Video.” Now, she withstands an onslaught of bullets and comes out unscathed. The world breathes a collective sigh of relief.

“Criminal” is available for download on iTunes

Watch the video below: