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PEASANTS in a Guatemalan village say aliens from outer space are responsible for a PIG born with a HUMAN-SHAPED HEAD!

Horrified locals say the mutant pig was born on the same day strange lights were spotted in the sky – and they believe aliens are to blame.

“I was shocked,” a farmer said. “It was a really terrifying experience. It looked like some kind of alien creature.”

But health officials are citing genetic problems or environmental pollution factors for the piglet’s bizarre face.

The piglet was one of a litter of 11, and health officials are feeding it by hand.

WATCH THE SHOCKING VIDEO REPORT AFTER THE JUMP!
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Ed note: This photo of Oprah with Elmo has NOTHING to do with the video, but when will I ever get to use it? C’mon!

A genius created a supercut of the big O screaming out celebrity names in her signature inflection, but substituted her voice with a goat yelling.

This is why god invented Internet.

You have to see the LOLz video after the jump!
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Shirtless wonder Kellan Lutz knows what he’s good for–and always delivers.

The 26-year-old Twilight hot piece posed (mostly) topless for GQ Australia and gabbed on his life lessons learned in an interview with the magazine.

On having brains AND beauty…
“When at a dinner with a group of people you don’t know, don’t offer to pay the bill with your credit card and try to get the money later on. It won’t happen.”
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