Top Chef Italian pepperoni stick Fabio Viviani is now shilling Domino’s new Artisan Pizzas. Check out his sexy self in the new ad spot after the jump!

SPECIAL TOPLESS BONUS AFTER THE JUMP!

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Nancy Grace had a nip slip after her quickstep sent one of the twins flying out on Dancing With the Stars.

SEE THE NSFW VIDEO + PHOTO AFTER THE JUMP!
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Butterface has been drawn as a DC comic superhero for Subway — and the likeness leaves a lot to be desired!

Don’t get me wrong, the artists perfectly captured his silver dollar mammaries, but what have they done to his happy basket? GONE! Believe me, we ALL know what he’s hiding under those trunks–and I’m inclined to treat it like I would a Subway cookie–two hands and one swallow.
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It was either that or selling Hello Kitty stationary. Hey, whatever pays. She was snapped at the Sands Expo in Las Vegas Thursday shilling her line of eyeglasses.

And also at the same event…
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