Dancing With the Stars, which returns to ABC on September 19, announced its new cast tonight.

Obviously a Kardashian will be hitting the ballroom floor.

Full list of hoofers after the jump!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villain Master Shredder…

…AND a touch of Hello Kitty.

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Glee‘s trouty pout Chord Overstreet shirtlessly joins Twilight beefy boy Kellan Lutz in action-drama A Warrior’s Heart.

Here’s a synopsis:

“In shock and denial over his Marine father’s death in battle, star Lacrosse player Conor Sullivan (Kellan Lutz), always a maverick and a hothead, starts acting out in self-destructive ways that have his mom, Claire, at her wit’s end. But arduous training in a wilderness Lacrosse camp under the tutelage of his dad’s old combat buddy, Sgt. Major Duke Wayne, opens Conor’s eyes to the true meaning of maturity, sportsmanship and manhood.”

A Warrior’s Heart was screened at Cannes Film Festival in May.

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