“When you get a booty call from Pauly D, you answer it.
I’m still D.T.F.”
-Cloris Leachman, 85, was joined by the ladies of Jersey Shore on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night, and proved the generational gap has closed through her accurate application of the words: booty call, D.T.F. and Pauly D.
Photo credit: PR Photos
Telenovela hot piece William Levy, probably best known to you as J.Lo’s best decision ever, covers People En Español‘s 15th anniversary issue–celebrating the 15 hottest men famoso, on newsstands now.
Don’t just stare at it, eat it.
This is the moment a New York City Housing authority worker used a pitchfork to spear a giant rat that was terrorizing tenants of a Brooklyn housing project!
“I hit it one time and it was still moving,” Jose Rivera said. “I hit it another time and that’s when it died. I’m not scared of rats but I was scared of being bitten.”
The plump menace is believed to be three feet long, including the tail, and it wasn’t alone. TWO other rats managed to escape.
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Beyonce confirmed on the red carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards tonight that she’s pregnant.
The 29-year-old held her baby bump as she posed for photos and told paparazzi: “I have a surprise!”
Congrats! Can you believe one of the hardest working ladies in the biz is going to be a mom?
For TabloidProdigy.com readers we have an exclusive! A first look proud parents-to-be Beyonce and Jay-Z’s ultrasound photos. It appears the couple will have TWINS!
Arena–a movie entirely based on the premise of Kellan Lutz shirtless–has gone straight to DVD.
How is that possible? Well, for some of you it actually went straight to the sperm bank first (bah dum bum psssh), but for the rest of us it’s now ready to download on Pirate Bay stream on NetFlix.
Perhaps the poor reception has something to do with the low budget effects–note the obviously glued-on scar that looks like a free sticker that comes with every purchase of Garbage Pail Kids trading cards.
At times like this I defer to the wisdom of RuPaul’s Drag Race goddess Mariah Balenciaga: “You can be dramatic and be smooth and polished and everything blend in. I’m tired of seeing patches and blotches of highlight here and there. No ma’am! Gurl, smooth that shit out. Blend it out.”
Samuel L. Jackson and Nina Dobrev also co-star in the action-thriller.
Here’s the synopsis:
David Lord finds himself forced into the savage world of a modern gladiatorial arena, where men fight to the death for the entertainment of the online masses.
Watch Kellan on the big screen in Immortals on November 11 and Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 on November 18.
Trailer + photos after the jump!
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