Police in Texas say a teen who considers himself a vampire broke into a woman’s home and attacked her — making “growling and hissing noises” as he tried to sink his teeth into her to feed!

Lyle Bensley, 19, told officers: “I’m a vampire, and I’ve been alive for over 500 years.”

The victim was rescued by a neighbor who intervened until police arrived.

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After one swift (ba dum bum pssh) gust of wind created a Marilyn Monroe moment for Taylor Swift during her concert, we finally know what her panties look like.

Well, she dashed my expectations of seeing an Ellen-approved thong, but her tasteful unmentionable has certainly won the approval of at least one person on the Internet:

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