A Colorado woman who called police to report a stolen TV remote control is not convinced she simply forgot where she put it after she later found it in her kitchen drawer!

“I don’t like to misplace things, I like to know where everything is,” she said. “I want to have a place for everything and I want everything in its place.”

After deputies arrived at her home to investigate the claim, their police report was picked up by news outlets and became a national punchline.

The woman–who wishes to remain anonymous–still insists the misplaced remote was no accident. “I just would never have put it there,” she said, adding that she would call the police if it happened again.

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So… what could make this perfectly normal and quite dull photo of Snoop Dogg on stage much better?

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This is the moment a DISTRAUGHT girl collapsed after learning tickets to an upcoming JUSTIN BIEBER concert have sold out!

“I wanted to see him, I love him,” she told a reporter.

She, along with dozens of other teen girls who waited hours–some days–in line were crushed when they heard the news that all 11,000 tickets for the Monterrey, Mexico leg of his tour were sold out in just two hours.

Some of the girls camped outside the ticket vendor arena for a chance to score seats to see their idol when he performs September 30, but most of them were left shaken by the disappointing news.

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The Jedward twins say they don’t have sex–including with each other!

This would be a normal reaction:

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According to The Sun, they said: “Even though we’re from Ireland, sex between us is a taboo.”

Blink. Blink.

Yes, I assume in most of the developed world, sex between blood siblings is considered taboo–unless Ireland is Europe’s equivalent of Alabama.
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