A LAZY rottweiler guard dog was nabbed from the home he was supposed to protect!

Police in Gloucestershire, U.K. say there is no sign of an actual break-in and nothing was taken from the home but the dog, reports SWNS.

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Apologies for the typo! It’s spelled AUS. We regret the error.

Butterface had to borrow swim trunks from Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan yesterday at the Swimming World Championships in Shanghai when he realized he forgot to bring his Speedo.

You can see him bending over with the Australia’s initials on his trunks in a picture Eamon posted on Twitter.

He wrote:
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Teen lesbians hurled FECES at each other in a fit of jealousy over a girlfriend at a home for young girls in Jamaica last week!

According to the Jamaica Star, police had to be called in to subdue the fierce brawl, but the girls couldn’t be controlled. They allegedly stripped nude to halt the policemen from intervening, then grabbed feces from a cesspool and hurled it at each other AND the authorities.

Witnesses told reporters the fight began when the pair argued over a girl.
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HERE. SHE. IS. And isn’t she looking HOT?

Kelly Rowland bares nearly all in an interview for Vibe magazine’s August/September issue to promote her latest album, Here I Am, on sale now.

Inside the magazine, which hits newsstands August 6, the now-unhinged singer opens up about her sexy new image: “I came into my sexuality while I was recording this album. I can walk into a sex shop now and not worry about what people would say if they saw me in there.” She added that she frequents adult stores “on the low” with pals. “I go at the right time. Nighttime. 1 a.m. The really good ones are open that late.”

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