Portland Trailblazer Greg Oden sent nudie shots out to a selfish (or incredibly generous–depending on how you feel about these things) lady friend who decided to leak them to the interwebs, thereby providing indisputable proof that people who are 7′0″ ft. tall have big d*cks. I think people had a hard time believing that old myth.

It’s too bad he’s not good looking, otherwise I’d totally hit it. **Looks at nudie photo** Well…let me think about that one….HMMMMMMMMMM.

NSFW nudie shots and video loop after the jump!!!!

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