
Taylor Momsen was snapped filming scenes for Gossip Girl outside the Smyth hotel in TriBeCa today wearing the high school student fashion staple of high heels and leggings. And I couldn’t help but notice how skinny her legs look. In fact, I’ve included an image of toothpicks to better provide you with perspective and scale (HINT: Toothpicks are to the right):

I hope Santa Claus brings her a sandwich this year. And hopefully no more eyeliner:

If Taylor Momsen doesn’t want to invite further media scrutiny over her weight, I think that she should just start standing near things that will make her look less skinny.
Here are 10 suggestions:

1. Barbie

2. A skeleton.

3. The Photoshopped Ralph Lauren model

4. A starving person.

5. A stick figure.

6. Olive Oyl.

7. An anorexic person.

8. A flamingo.

9. Nicole Richie before the baby.

10. Singer Mika.
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry

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