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LA Rag Mag: Is Mary Kate Olsen fat?

OMG Blog: Texas accidentally bans all marriage

Hail Mary Jane: Guy stun guns himself

Gone Hollywood: CoCo’s boobs from her eyes!

Popbytes: Xtina headed for a “Glitter” disaster

NextRound: Swedish hockey goal celebration FAIL

Allie is Wired: Oprah Winfrey announces show is ending in 2011

Epic Carnival: The Where Should I Eat flowchart is genius

YepYep: Too many minorities in Cartman’s water park

Oh La La Mag: Docle & Gabbana’s new menage a trois ad

Guyism: Utah senator doesn’t want gays “stuffing it down his throat”

Celebrity Smack: Drew Barrymore on Letterman flashback

Celeb Jihad: Levi Johnston finds a GI Joe action figure in his anus

Atom: The iPhone affair

Litely Salted: Robert Pattinson would get nekkid

A South Carolina woman had to call 911 after a local cow got loose and fell into her pool. Was Kirstie Alley in town again? Kathy Wydareny, the home owner, believes the cow belonged to a neighbor and it had mistaken the pool’s cover for solid ground.

R&B group Color Me Badd gets the literal music video treatment for their 90′s anthem I Wanna Sex You Up from parody rapper SeanieMic. You may remember his hysterical Biz Markie Just a Friend literal music video that I posted a while back. What do you think of this one?

On my quest to prove that the very orange and very beautiful Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold, I have placed various parts of his body under intense scrutiny. After an ankle injury hiatus, Cristiano has returned to full training with Real Madrid last week. Some snaps of his warm-up reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders:

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