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An anchor laughed uncontrollably during a live broadcast of a Texas morning news show, and I think it had something to do with this very sane-looking person’s mug shot.

A pissed off Florida mother of an 8-year-old boy has taken to psychic threats and karmic justice to express her rage at a thief who made off with her son’s bicycle. She posted a note to a utility pole in her front yard that reads:

“To the slimeball that stole my little boy’s bike from this house,” the sign says. “Ever heard of karma, you idiot? My only regret is that I will never know what kind of hell your selfish act is going to bring down on you. You better watch your back dude, cause your payback is coming.”

I’d hate to see what happens if you steal the TV guide from her Sunday paper or step on her Birkenstocks.

Via St. Pete Times

A drunk Cincinnati man Eric Brown (at left) was arrested on Sunday after trying to take the wheel of a taxi cab. Police say Brown, dressed in makeup as a vampire (you say vampire, I say drag queen), claimed to be singer Meat Loaf.

Meat Loaf? That was quick thinking on his part. I think he was really dressed as John Waters muse Divine AKA Harris Glenn Milstead!

Brown was booked into jail on a charge of disorderly conduct while intoxicated. He was released after paying a $50 fine and court costs.

Via Cincinnati NBC 5

After the jump, my favorite scene from the dearly departed Divine from Female Trouble.

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