She’s pretty bad at lip synching, but she’s pretty good at being a video skank hobag.
Which means there’s basically no difference between her and the real Britney Spears: Meet 9-year-old Peruvian mami Ada Azucena Diaz. Her parents paid for a frame-by-frame re-creation of Brit’s Toxic. Sadly they didn’t allot money from braces or breast implants. After you’re done watching this video, you might need a cigarette or a cold shower. And a therapist if you find yourself in need of a cigarette or cold shower. I imagine she’ll resurface in our lives as the next cast member of Rock of Love in the next nine years or so.