And this doesn’t include Vanessa Hudgens because…?

Ho School Musical is the Hooker Musical Experience of a Generation. It’s “High School Musical,” except it stars the hooker hopefuls from the reality series (parody) “Whorified! The Search for America’s Next Top Whore.” The contestants are getting “Ho Schooled” and the songs are both touching and catchy. Don’t blame us if you find yourself humming “The Hand Job Jive” or crooning “Who Do I Have to Blow” or “Where My Tooth At.” We warned you.