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After defeating Gael Monfils last night, cutie Rafael Nadal got a wet, sloppy smooch by a man who rushed the court to profess his love to the six-time Grand Slam champ.

“For me, it wasn’t a problem. The guy was really nice,” Nadal said. “He said, ‘I love you,’ and he kissed me.”

The fan, 23-year-old Noam Aorta, was arrested and could face one year in jail and a $5,000 fine for rushing the court. One could argue that the kiss was worth $5,000–but for damn sure it’s not worth a year in jail. NO ONE is worth that. Well, except for Butterface. I would willingly go to Death Row to kiss  Butterface:

Via BuzzFeed

Grab a Snickers, I think you’ll “need a moment.” Ellen DeGeneres has announced that she will be Paula Abdul’s permanent replacement on American Idol.

The dance-enthusiast and daytime chatterbox told her audience during a taping of her show about the news. “I’ve watched since the beginning, and I’ve always been a huge fan,” she said. “So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I’ll save from not having to text in my vote.”

Now you may be asking yourself, what the f**** are her credentials? May I present this:

Now you may be asking yourself, what the f*** are her credentials? Well, to put it simply, she has none. And she’s well aware of it. She explained:

“Hopefully I’m the people’s point of view, because I’m just like you. I sit at home and I watch it…I’m not looking at it in a critical way, from the music producer’s mind. I’m looking at it as a person who’s going to buy the music, and who’s going to relate to that person.

“So I’m hopefully going to be the voice of what we’re all doing at home.”

So ummm, what are your thoughts? If she can make the show funny, I’m all for it! Bring the laughs, Ellen! She’ll join the other judges after the celebrity-laden audition rounds are dunzo.

Via E! News

I’m not a 90210 fan, but I did happen to catch a few TOTALLY WORTHY minutes on Tuesday as I awaited the premiere of Melrose Place (more on that later). Nearly 45 minutes into 90210′s season 2 premiere, the West Beverly kids got all High School Musical on our asses and broke out into choreographed dance to Soundmaster T’s Freakalator.

And all the kids are doing it now–that’s how hip and in touch 90210 is. So what are your thoughts? Corny or cute? I think it’s kind of cute, and gave me a slight chuckle.

And here’s the same dance done by a pro: