Just hear me out here: Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Disick (above, right) shares an uncanny resemblance to Christian Bale’s American Psycho character Patrick Bateman (above, left). The piercing stares–the slicked back hair–the penchant for tanning and cheap hookers. SCARY!
More beach snaps of Kourt and ‘Psycho’ Baby Daddy chillaxing in Miami yesterday in the jump.
Finally we have proof that Britney Spears kinda sorta has a singing voice. Check out her cover of Alanis Morisette favorite You Oughta Know, from the Greensboro, NC leg of her concert tour on Saturday. Not bad, huh? Me likey!!!
For the hell of it, check out Beyonce’s craptastic turn at the angsty tune from her concert tour in March. I like Brit’s version more. Thoughts?
An Ohio man caused $20,000 in damages to an adult store to steal a $150 sex toy.
The theft took place at the Adult Mart in Cleveland, where he decided to drive his car through the front doors, then hop out to steal the toy. Then he exited by driving his car through the back door.
This reminds me of this old south Florida drag queen trick called a “snatch & grab.” When you drive your car through an establishment, then “snatch & grab” as many gowns as possible, then take off. Only later to be arrested of the entirely different crime of pumping strippers and trannies with syringes full of silicone out of your garage in Tampa, Fla. And one bitch had a bad reaction and can no longer move her lips so she decided to call the cops on you and fuck your shit up. Just saying.
Funnylady Ellen Degeneres did some creative Photoshop work, composting her face on the body of Victoria Beckham, and re-imagined the recent Armani underwear campaign featuring her image with the most beautiful woman in the world, David Beckham. She revealed the images to the soccer stud/tattoo junkie/DILF when he appeared on the new season of her talk show, premiering tomorrow.
Is it just me or does this remind you of that never-ending crush Rosie O’Donnell had on Tom Cruise? I love a good lesbian who can dig man-parts.
Someone sent this Rosie video my way. It’s very random and incredibly funny. I thought I’d share:
After talking to David about the saucy campaign he shot with his wife, Ellen revealed the mock adverts where she had replaced Posh Spice’s face with her own image.
‘I don’t know why they didn’t end up in magazines because I think they looked good. Let me show you what we did,’ she told David and the studio audience.
But her joke didn’t end there. ‘That’s crazy that nobody got to see that. I felt that more people should see it and I don’t have a lot power but I have some power,’ she said.
Ellen then surprised the father-of-three by revealing four giant billboards of the fake image hung in New York’s Times Square, outside the television studio, on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles and in Liverpool Station – David’s hometown!
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