According to figures from the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations, the United States ranks second in the world’s total ass imports at 10,772 asses, or 28.1%. Yemen raked first importing 17,820 asses, or 46.4% of the world total.

It sounds like we’re bringing in a lot of asses into the U.S. Here are a few asses their respective countries can take back:

UPDATE: Oh, they’re talking about these asses:

We regret the error, but I especially enjoy the fact that the UN decided to title the report with “ass” instead of “donkey.” COOL POINTS!

Via Manhunt Daily


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