QUESTION: Is that person (who’s riding the pony) a man with “Jon Gosselin boobs” or a woman with “Jon Gosselin boobs?”

Every time I get a BJ, I consider it a miracle too.

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In an interview with Rolling Stone, the most talented person on Earth, (previously he was only the 2nd talented–right behind Michael Jackson, but now, well y’know…) Kid Rock, responds to a question about Twitter:

“It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.’

“I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.”

So just a guess here, does that mean he doesn’t like Twitter? I would really, really like to know what “bad word” was used in the first [bleep]. Seriously. Any guesses? I thought it could possibly be “shit,” but that would be completely unoriginal for the world’s greatest artist.