Via Afro Jacks

In 1993 Jordan Chandler accused Michael Jackson of seducing him–then 13 years old–into kissing, masturbation and oral sex acts. And you know the rest–MJ settled for more than $21 million to have the allegations dropped. And now, updated photos have surfaced of Chandler at 29 years old.

Here’s an undated face shot:

Want to see him now, at 29 and looking very HOT in only a wifebeater????? Check the jump!

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Via BuzzFeed

There are some people born to be class acts, like me–possibly you–and most definitely these two amazing actors (who are possibly related to the Costanza’s) in the ubiquitous Window-Fix commercials that air locally in New York.  It starts off with a man with an unexplained head injury in bed who has a bad dream about a window that “won’t stay open, won’t stay open, won’t stay open” (and who hasn’t had that one). He wakes  up and asks his wife if she called Window-Fix, to which she gently tells him “Will you be quiet? I’m on the phone with Window-Fix.” The rest of the shots show a man who looks like window repair was career option #2, right after meter reading. Is this a local commercial disaster or what? I can’t get enough.