McDonald’s is suing a Swedish strip joint for copying its distinctive golden arches logo. The hamburger chain argues that the logo that reads “McDragan’s Drive In, Live Striptease!” is too similar. Okay, wait a minute. How does the drive in part of this strip tease place work? Wouldn’t it be hard to see them stripping through the little window at the drive thru? That would be free, right?
Anyway, the owner told a Swedish newspaper “The sign has nothing to do with McDonald’s. It is two breasts with nipples. Anyone can see that.”
On why the stripclub was named McDragan’s, the owner said that the Mc in fact stands for motorcycle and bears no relation to the Mc in McDonald’s. Great excuse, huh?
“I’m not Irish, I’m a Yugoslav. And I don’t sell hamburgers, I sell live striptease,” he said.

Via The Local

How excited are you to see “Bruno?” The movie hits theaters July 10 and judging by the trailer, it promises to be as funny as “Borat.” Nudie shots, dildo wielding and lots of offensive goodness scored the flick an NC-17 rating, unless it can make enough edits for an R rating by the release date–bonus footage for the DVD extras, perhaps! It looks as if Bruno has a different hairstyle from the sketches on “Da Ali G Show,” where the character originated. Take a look at scene from the series below. “Bruno” trailer:

“Da Ali G Show” clip:

Billy Mays is the loud-talking star of nine infomercials currently in roation, like Oxi Clean and Orange Glo, and is the most seen person on television aside from syndicated shows like “Seinfeld” or “The Simpsons.” And you’ll get to see him some more. According to “The Washington Post,” starting in the fall, the ubiquitous product hawker will begin taping a reality series, “Pitchman,” which follows him in a creation of a commercial. In case if you’re wondering, Mays earns upwards of $20,000 for a two minute commerical. But wait, there’s more. He also gets a commision on gross revenue. I’m sure that money goes a long way during his weekly visits to his dominatrix. Anybody who yells that much must love a good beating or wears panties. I’m convinced he likes to get freaky, who’s with me on this one?

Some great minds added laugh tracks, applause and other fab audience reactions to scenes from “Showgirls,” solidifying the shitastic epic as what it was truly meant to be–a comedy.