I love a good ass-tearing, especially when it’s figurative and doesn’t involve a horse. People Who Sit In The Disability Seats When I’m Standing On My Crutches is a Web site dedicated to tearing a new one on those who’ve crossed this angry crippled bastard on crutches who can’t seem to get a seat in the designated disabled seating area on NYC subways. Playing off of this idea, I have a new Web site I’d like to start, and I think I’m going to call it: People Who Make Out With You In Bars And Never Call You Back .com

Via BWE

Via Ananova

You mean to tell me if I actually watched Hee Haw I could’ve seen shit like this?! The slap happy guy looks retarded–okay actually they both look retarded. So thank you Hee Haw, for making my job that much easier.

There’s a documentary called “Zoo” about a former Boeing engineer who videotapped his sexual encounters with horses and circulated the tapes for people that are into that sort of thing. Anyway, his final encounter ended in his death after he suffered from internal bleeding after a romp with a huge horse peepee in his butthole. The Web site “2 Guys 1 Horse” is asking for people to view the sex tape and record their own reactions. Take a look at the reaction above. I love how this girl’s benchmark for nastiness is “2 Girls 1 Cup,” and that’s another story. Click the link to watch the HORROR of the horse mounting. Needless to say, it’s NSFW. 

2 Guys, 1 Horse (NSFW)