I stupidly went to www.transferme.com thinking this commercial was for real, but the site is just some domain link shit. I just had to find out, though I know this clearly must be a parody commercial from a UK variety show of some sort. It’s NSFW-ish (just a flash of some ass crack in booty shorts). And every song is from 2000, ahhh…how nostalgic.
How cute! Michelle Obama’s image is featured on a T-shirt a la Rosie the Riviter. Me likey.
America’s top comics shared the 50 funniest jokes they’ve heard this year with the “NY Post.” Most of these funnymen and gals are big on the comedy club circuit or you’ve seen them as panelists on VH1 and elsewhere. There are a few big names like Joan Rivers, Dave Letterman, et al who’ve chimed in with the yuks. Check out my faves in the jump!
Michael Ian Black: “I like Ugg boots. They’re like putting your foot inside a sheep.”
Joan Rivers: “The hardest thing about sex is faking an orgasm. And at this age it’s even harder, since you have to remember to do it in the guy’s ear.”
Doug Benson: “I get upset when people type in all caps. Because I’m case sensitive.”
Penn Jillette’s favorite: “I checked into a hotel here in Vegas the other day and I asked the woman behind the counter if the porn channel was disabled, and she said, ‘No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.’ “
Andy Borowitz: “I’ve started using Obama’s catchphrases around the house. Like the other day, my wife said, ‘We can’t have sex tonight.’ And I said, ‘Yes, we can.’ “
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