TV fixture Vince Shlomi, who you know best as the ShamWow and Slap Chop pitchman, was arrested on battery charges in an incident with a hooker that occured last month in a Miami hotel.
According to reports, Shlomi met the prostitute at a night club and she propositioned him for “straight sex”–as opposed to gay butt sex–and he paid her $1000. I guess the infomercial biz hasn’t heard of a recession.
When they got back to the hotel, Shlomi kissed her and she “bit his tongue and would not let go.” He then punched her several times until she released him–which I hear is the same way to get out of a shark attack.
Shlomi ran to the hotel lobby, all bloody and shit, and told security about the psycho whore. When the police arrived, they recovered $930 from the hooker and arrested the pair on felony battery charges.

Via The Smoking Gun

Pamela Anderson sports bangs at Rock Fashion Week at the Fountainebeau in Miami Beach, yesterday. For once she didn’t have a freakish load of makeup on–or a ton of hair extensions, oh and her boobies didn’t pop out like at Paris Fashion Week at the Vivienne Westwood show, but instead we get a pretty, demure Pam in an overside white T-shirt. I miss the hot mess Pam, bring her back!

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Ashton Kutcher was snapped sporting a waxed, hot bod as he filmed action comedy “The Five Killers,” in the south of France today. Ashton plays a former hitman alongside Katherine Heigl,  who realize the neighbors are assassins hired to kill them. You may remember Ashypoo Twittered his chest waxing yesterday (video below) and the results are yum-o. By the look of things, his legs look pretty smooth too. I’m guessing he got the full body wax treatment (the portion he didn’t Twitter). And I mean everywhere. You know Demi probably doesn’t like a mouth full of hair when she’s tossing the salad.

Via Daily Mail

Do I smell Oscar buzz? I believe Oliver Stone penned the dialogue himself. It’s just that good. Check out these ripped scenes from “Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li,” the action flick based on the video game franchise. Chris Klein can teach a masterclass in slow talking acting and Kristen Kruek utters like two words each scene, then it cuts to her stunt double who has more on-screen time in the movie than Kruek herself. Oh, and doesn’t Kristen Kruek look sooo Chinese.  It took me close to three seasons of “Smallville” to figure out she was like 1/4 Asian. The last actress who played Chung-Li in the last Street Fighter movie, Ming-Na Wen, was at least Chinese enough to be in “Joy Luck Club.” Just saying. Oh, and the psycho dude from Desperate Housewives is M. Bison?! WTF! You already know this movie is fucking awful.

It was only a matter of time! And he looks like the type that would own that shit: Fat and single.