Archive for March 25th, 2009

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‘How to Win Friends and Influence People,’ by Kim Kardashian

So whatcha tryin’ to say Kim?
Kim Kardashian shops today while filming for her E! series “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” in L.A.’s Lisa Kline store.

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Balls have fallen, Cocks have shrunk and Wangs are going up

Question: What can you possibly write about to get ‘Cock’ and ‘Wang’ into a newspaper headline?
“The Australian” explores the decline in blush-worthy British surnames while phallic names of other origin continue to rise–without the help of Extenze.

Via The Australian

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Sporno: 20 pictures in which sport and porno collide

So it’s called Sporno–y’know those inopportune moments in a sport caught by a photographer’s lens. That pelvis-to-the-face jump shot, or that missionary style tackle or that accidental hard-on in the locker room when you thought nobody was looking. Betfair has collected the 20 most lol worthy candid sexaaay moments in sports. Here are some of my faves in the jump!

Via Betfair
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s 90s-inspired clothing line


Fashion icon Elizabeth Hasselbeck is hustling her mutant-animal prints/cheapo knits clothing line to be sold on QVC, and she privied fat ladies at home to it this morning on “The View,” who coincidentally are the same people who shop on QVC and eat free samples at Sam’s Club. 
Judging by Sheri Sheppard’s face (above), she’ll be placing her first order tonight.

Via Jezebel

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The Twouble With Twitter


OMG, this is the funniest thing I’ve come across all day. “Twittering is randomly bragging about your unexceptional life.” That sounds about right to me.

Via Buzz Feed

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