2009 March 17

Archive for March 17th, 2009

Mar

Man in ‘I heart my marriage’ shirt beats up wife

A 32-year-old Tampa, Fla. man wearing an “I heart My Marriage” t-shirt was arrested last night for choking his wife during an argument. Check out his mug shot above.

According to a police report, he got into an argument with his wife and “screamed at the victim and threw numerous items.” He then allegedly “grabbed the victim’s neck and strangled her,” which “prevented the victim from breathing normally.”

And the t-shirt is actually a promotional item from Kirk Cameron’s pro-marriage/religious flick “Fireproof.”

Via The Smoking Gun

Check out the jump for other possible t-shirts for this douchebag!
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Mar

50 Cent narrates sex tape

Celebrity,NSFW

50 cent’s “pimp persona,” Boo Boo, narrates a sex tape featuring his rap rival Rick Ross’s baby’s mama having sex with a unidentified well endowed and tat’d male. It’s not much to look at (mostly because it’s NOT 50 cent doing the sexing), but if you were curious, watch it in the jump. So why the alter ego? He supposedly wants to make the leap from his web series to a TV show or moving starring his annoying voiced otherself. You may want to watch the video on MUTE.

Via Fleshbot

Mar

Dora the Explorer is now a sexy bitch

Strange-but-true

After much hype, followed by protest from mommies everywhere, the new slutified version of Dora the Explorer has been released. The new makeover for the Nickelodeon moneymaker comes to boost sales for dolls and other merchandise, but the TV show character will remain the same–pageboy hair, body fat and all.
So what do you think? Not so slutty, huh? Just long, lush hair and impeccably groomed eyebrows. And there’s nothing wrong with that. She is NO BRATZ doll, those things should come with STD pamphlets.