Calling all single ladies! A UK mother is trying to help her 21-year-old son, who has Down’s Syndrome, lose his virginity.

That’s right folks, some no-strings-attached fornicating lovin’.  She tells the “Daily Mail” she’s even willing to pay for the services of a prostitute if they’re unsuccessful in finding him a conquest. But my suggestion would be to finally let him hang out in the “family friend’s” van parked behind the pool house. That’ll make a man out of him!

He’s been on a three-year-long quest to pop his cherry and now has urged his mother to assist him by making a public plea.

“I’m on a mission to find a girlfriend. My reason is I want to have sex. I’m looking for girlfriends everywhere,” he told reporters.

Check out his profile and celebrity crush in the jump!
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Innuendo? What innuendo? Check out this uber manly commercial for Sol beer.

There, someone finally said it.

The woman is clearly the star, barking, “We make your dreams come
true,” as if she learned that sentence syllable by sylllable and has no
idea what the fuck she’s saying.

This is quite possibly the most annoying commercial I’ve ever seen. it runs in NYC just about every two seconds. Every Staten Island girl dreams about taking the ferry into Bklyn to get married at the Grand Prospect Hall, so thank you, Michael Musto.

Via La Daily Musto

A bus ad in the Netherlands uses a scale in the seat to display your weight. Proving that ridicule and shame (like we’ve all learned in middle school) is the greatest motivator. Unless if you’re Wynonna Judd.

Via Gizmodo

Dlisted: America’s Next Top Model auditions turn into a violent riot — and somehow Nikki Blonsky wasn’t involved.

Cityrag: Harry Conick Jr. is fat!?!