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Animal rights crazies PETA has come up with the most WTF idea ever: George Clooney-flavored tofu.
According to the Washington Post, PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk, wrote George Clooney a letter informing him that the organization has received his gym towel–soaked in his own sweat–and want to use it to create tofu in his flavor.
She went on to explain that the science is pretty simple, like “making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy,” she told reporters. “I thought, ‘What would make tofu more attractive to people?’ … I can see people having parties to try CloFu.”
In a surprisingly SANE AND NORMAL move, George Clooney responded to the WashPo with this message: “As a mammal, I’m offended.”
At least it’s not Jennifer Aniston tofu, because true to life, nobody would want to bite that shit.
