Jake Gyllenhaal looks like hot shit in a photo from the first set of publicity stills released from the highly anticipated “Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.”
Check out Oh No They Didn’t for more stills. I don’t play video games, so I have no idea what the premise of the film is, so I defer to Wikipedia:
Set in medieval Persia, the story of an adventurous prince who teams up with a rival princess to stop an angry ruler from unleashing a sandstorm that could destroy the world.
Indonesia recently banned “Obama” brand chips for not printing expiration dates on the packaging. Apparently they are popular with children in Indonesia, but can you buy it with the Obama coin?
Living cartoon and tranny superstar Amanda Lepore unveiled her new fragrance this week. It’s at a recession priced bargain of only $950 and–get this–it smells like Cristal. Yes, the champagne.
“I don’t drink, but I smell like I do,” she told the NY Times at the launch of “Amanda.”
AMANda’s scent has notes of “bergamot, orange flowers, strawberry, and cucumber.” And if it really smells like her it probably has the lingering odor of balls and cigarettes too.
Do-gooder Michelle Obama continues her support of community service and activism by volunteering at D.C. soup kitchen Miriam’s Kitchen, and drops off goodies from the White House. According to reports, the President’s pantry donated “fruit salad served along with the risotto, steamed broccoli, apple-carrot muffins and whole wheat rolls prepared with fresh fruit.”All of which is good and well, but the question beckons: What the fuck is a homless person doing with a CELL PHONE? Take a look at the WTF picture of a man in a soup kitchen line taking photos of the First Lady with his cell phone.
He probably left the soup kitchen in his chauffuered Rolls Royce to the next slum corner to continue begging for money.
More Lady O pictures in the jump!!!
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