PETA has tapped more quasi-famous scantily clad sluts for its “Go Naked” campaign–the girls of Rick’s Cabaret. But last I checked, the girls are strippers…so that means they get PAID to be topless anyway. It’s not like they’re doing anything special, right?
Here’s the statement from PETA:

• These beautiful women have joined a growing list of fashion-conscious people who have appeared in anti-fur ads for PETA and refuse to wear fur because they know that the skins of beautiful animals are only worn by ugly people.

Via PETA

Via WSMV

In an interview with Nightline, foodie and deep-voiced talker Rachel Ray admitted she had no idea that her 2003 slut spread in FHM was for a men’s interest magazine: “I thought it was ‘Food and Home.’ I didn’t even know what FHM was.”

In fact, she said she did the entire photoshoot to represent the “everyday woman.” Which is true if your idea of an every day woman is a whore.

She also thought “getting sauced” referred to chocolate. See:

Cooks get wet in between the legs all of the time:

No metaphors here, just “everyday” eating.

Who needs aprons when making pies? Or bras for that matter.

Jennifer Lopez was recently snapped with a new hairdo that’s pretty cute from the front, but fugly from the side. Sort of like Rumer Willis’ face–just a disaster at the wrong angle. So is it a mullet? A bad parting of the hair? Or just a desperate plea to be mocked mercilously? Well, Jenny from the block, we’ve come to answer your cries for attention.

The reason behind her new locks are unknown, but there are only five possible sources of inspiration:

1. David Spade as Joe Dirt

2. Garth from Wayne’s World

3. David Bowie in Labyrinth

4. Andy Warhol

5. Jane Fonda in Klute

I caught this at Attuworld. I can’t be the only one that thinks this is lolz.

Via Attuworld