CAPTION: Honey? Does this dress make my butt look big?
Barely-there fashions are the trend at Paris Fashion Week. Above is Turkish designer Cengiz Abazoglu’s provocative new design. So, heterosexual males have finally broken into the fashion design business? About time.
Via Daily Mail UK
Gizmodo uncovered the newest trend in Japan, “feisty, pheromone infusing NIPPLES!” According to the blog, the packing indicates that big nips are soooo in right now, here in the States. Which is true…when “Sex and the City” was on the air.
Donatella Versace is tan. Like really, really tan. And I think to help her avoid looking noticeably over-tanned, she should start standing behind backgrounds that are already over-tan. Genius idea huh? So I present to you,
10 already tan backgrounds that make Donatella Versace look less tan…
1. Tic-Tacs
2. Jersey guidos
3. Leather
4. Valentino
5. Dark panels of wood
6. Oompa Loompas
Here’s a fine example for us all: A 65-year-old British man who became trapped under his sofa, survived the nearly three-day-long calamity by drinking whiskey, the BBC reports.
The bottle of whiskey, which had rolled within reach, was his only means of survival for 60 hours while pinned to the floor.
I especially enjoy his quote while interviewed on the matter, “I took a sip of [the whiskey] and thought, well this isn’t too bad.” And he’s keeping another bottle of whisky by the sofa “just in case.”
My thoughts exactly. And maybe a copy of “Inches,” y’know–just in case.
A concerned neighbor discovered his ordeal after peering through the man’s window, which had curtains not drawn for two days, the neighbor said.
Watch the video here
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