In the spirit of gift giving this holiday season, I thought that in
addition to sending gifts to my nearest and dearest, I will also give
my favorite celebrities a few presents I think they just wont be able
to live without:

BANANA BUNKERS to Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

What it is: An
extremely-phallic plastic sheath that will protect your precious
banana, so you don’t end up with brown fruity mush in the bottom of
your backpack.
Why: Samantha doesn’t have a banana, but if she gets one, I’m sure Lilo wants it protected.
Price: $4.99, BananaBunker.com

To: Michael Phelps
What it is: A standard in developing and improving effective communication.
Why: Because words like “awesome” and “cool” can’t get you through every interview.

To: Denise Richards
What it is: A line of novelty thong underpants
emblazoned with “hilarious” messages like “control freak,” “desperate
housewife,” and “gold digger.” 
Why: This works perfectly for someone like Denise Richards because you can get her all three.
Price: $20, sayitwithundies.com

To: Katie Holmes
What it is:
“Smart Women, Foolish Choices:” A self-help book for smart, ambitious
women who fall into manipulative, self-sabotaging relationships.
Why: She’s married to Tom Cruise. Enough said.
www.amazon.com/Smart-Women-Foolish-Choices-Avoiding/dp/0451158857
$7.99

To: Lil Wayne
What it is: Guitar simulation game
Why: As
“Best Week Ever” described his performance on “Saturday Night Live:”
“Lil Wayne delivered the biggest laughs of the night by performing what
was undoubtedly the worst/best/worst-again guitar solo in known human
history.”
Also why: